Posted 5 hours ago

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

Posted 5 hours ago

ruinedchildhood:

let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Posted 5 hours ago

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)

Posted 5 hours ago

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

Posted 5 hours ago

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

Posted 5 hours ago

nuded:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

Posted 5 hours ago

narutosexmagic666:

I’m rewatching Johnny Bravo

Posted 5 hours ago

kai-ni:

kai-ni:

hE JUST PERCHED LIKE THAT

He did this as a baby too

Still loves his moss ball

Posted 12 hours ago

kim-kanye-baby:

This man is out of control!

(Source: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Posted 13 hours ago

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

Posted 23 hours ago